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11.06.2025 08:44
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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